When dinosaurs date!

I envy the people that have that perfect partner sitting beside them, rubbing their toes while asking: How was your day, Honey?  Are you ready for our bath because it's all ready for you!  

I know they are out there, and you people should consider yourself damn lucky because the dating world is a Jungle nowadays!  And where do you go to meet the animals?  In a cyber pond called Plenty of Fish.  In my opinion   it should be called Lots of dogs, that would be more suitable. 

And I'm not saying it's all bad as I had many conversations with very nice gentlemen, but I can tell you there are a lot of frogs in that pond as well and I would never attempt kissing one of them in hopes to turn him into a Prince. 

I like the old days where you would smile at someone, start talking and just get to know each other, but times have changed, or have I changed by becoming older and not being noticed anymore!?!  Might it be that people my age should be in a relationship already and not hoping for one?!  

I personally think that all single people in hopes of a relationship should wear a button that says:  Hello, I'm single!  I really envision that to be a great idea and a good ice breaker.  Anyway just a thought :) What do you think?

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog!"  Wendy Liebman